unicycleofviolence

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Jan 13, 2017

i actually forgot this website had this function. it's 4 in the morning, i'm stuck at work, and i can think of literally nothing else i should be doing right now. eating mustard? drinking my own face? i'll figure it out if the goblins forget what i smell like. they won't though. you can't really get propane out of upholstery once there's enough. not even from little goblin furniture. to the .03 of you that actually read the things i post here: thanks. thanks a megaton. i'm going to post more once i figure out where i left my house. can you believe i left my router in there? i'm such a scatterbrain. this soda tastes good. it's sprite. there

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About unicycleofviolence

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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied

Mar 22
United Kingdom
Deviant for 11 years
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My Bio

I was born in a crossfire hurricane and raised by wolves in a secret underground military facility a long, long time ago in a galaxy far away. I'm part of the smug, liberal, metropolitan elite despite having never finished college and living in a defunct smuggling town on the arse-end of the Yorkshire Dales.

My ultimate goal in life is to become Benevolent Dictator of Everything For Life and then prove my benevolence by having everyone who was mean to me at school lined up against a wall and shot. I am virtually incapable of taking anything seriously and my one and only weakness is nicotine, caffiene, alcohol, marijuana, shitty-food and worse company. I also like to gamble.

In my spare time I enjoy chuckling to myself in a disconcerting manner, putting individual shoes on park railings and leaving disparaging notes for strangers on public transport. I am incredibly fond of cheese.

find me on twatter @ Marcus_A_Mann

Favourite Visual Artist

Who's that guy that does the stuff with the paint? Brian. I like Brian. I just think he's a bit pretentious.

Favourite Movies

Oh you know, the classics. Ingrid Birdhouse and Fred Despaire. Charlie Maplin. David Borgnine. You name it, I've pretended to see it.

Favourite TV Shows

I am still attempting to watch everything that has ever been made. M*A*S*H was pretty good.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Most of the music.

Favourite Writers

I'm disfunctionally illiterate and I find this question both innapropriate and offensive

Favourite Games

Fallout, GTA, Portal, EDF

Favourite Gaming Platform

X-Bone

Tools of the Trade

Pen, paper, a deep-routed sense of despair and a swoofy graphics tablet

Other Interests

Almost everything.

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Nov 30, 2017

Alright cunts, this is where we're at; The "publisher" can't get his shit together to publish issue two, and the cunt in charge of the publisher can't be cunted to make the cunt do his fucking job. -status update/general grumble/Ihate this shit,canw...